@ 09/03/2008 – 13:22:59
Hello, it's been a while!!
I started my new job last monday and I am really enjoying it.... miss my old bunch, but I dont miss the work!!
so far this week I have been drunk 3 times!!
And that is pretty much all I have done!
I got soooo drunk friday night, I kissed someone that I would much rather punch!!
one word..... EEEUUUWWWW!!!!!
that's what happens though when we put the beer goggles on!
Adios!!
@ 29/02/2008 – 23:35:24
I have left the building!!
I have finally done what I wanted to do six months into my employment. I have found another job and I cant go back on it now. I no longer work for (blank).
I had my leaving do tonight, which I have just come back from, and I miss them aleady. Nikki, Dawn, Linda and Sophie. How am I gonna make this massive change without you?
You girls are the best in the world. Linda, your my own personal trophy, your such a great mother. your such a great friend.
And the rest of you? well, you have touched my life in sooo many different ways.... I love you all!!
Yes, I am drunk right now!
ha ha!!
seriously though, Thank you sooo much for what you have done for me over these last years. your all amazing.
Anyway, although I am drunk, and if I spell anything incorrectly I apologise, but, I have had some awesome memories from that place, and wont forget a single one of them!!
In the meeting we had today, they offered me a chance to make a speach, I should have said alot more than I did! But I think they all know how I feel by now!
I just cant believe I am not going to be working with them again. They are such a credit to the industry we work in. I hope they realise that!
x
@ 27/02/2008 – 13:29:53
How did James Bond get that license to kill people? Because I seriously think they should be handed out to people that hate Chavs as much as I do. I would be providing the world with a service.
Everytime I walk past Argos I want to write a strong worded letter of comlaint about how they have provided these parasites with a 'ahem' jewellery line, keeping the chav fest alive!!!
The problem with society today is that they let these youngsters get away with it.... it's not down to police handing out ASBOS, it's not down to your MP finding a solution and thinking that providing them with a friday night disco is gonna keep them off the streets. It's down to me, you and your neighbours. I have heard time and time again, that the reason people haven't done anything about anti social behaviour is because they dont want to cause more trouble. Well my friend the trouble is on your door step so sort it yourself instead of waiting for your front window to get smashed in.
When I was a kid, parents handed out hefty punishments when there kids were being a pain in the ass! My mum wouldn't let a snotty little kid that thinks he bigger than he is (or she) get away with yelling abuse at people outside their local shop.
If your neighbours are arseholes that own a staffy (dog), and have England flags hanging up long after the world cup is over, and they are being twats, then dont just sit there and put up with it in case it gets worse...... coz that is PRECISELY why these filthy skanks are getting away with it! If they want to threaten you coz you stood up to them then let them, coz I am telling you now people, if someone threatened my house and safety then I would introduce them to my friend called 'pain'! These Chavs or shit heads feed off of intimidation. And it gets me soooo angry when people bow down to them in mercy! GET A BACK BONE PEOPLE OF THE UK!!!!
No little f*ck head that thinks coz he looks hard (which is a joke in itself) is ever gonna make me feel intimidated or scared to walk down my street! 9 times out of 10 all it takes is calling their bluff and they will probably back off coz they aint used to people giving them sh*t back!
So next time you come across a Chav (young or old) and they dont move out of your way when your peacefully trying to walk your dog, or chav's are 'hanging' outside your local shop trying to cause trouble, deal them a back handed bitch slap and tell them next time you see them they better have learnt a little bit more respect.
Of course if that doesn't work, then just hang your head in shame and go back to being scared.... but as for me.... I aint letting them win our front door step war!! LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE F*CKERS!
@ 26/02/2008 – 10:33:24
my oh my, has this one months notice gone fast?? oh yes!!!
It's my last ever tuesday today, and it feels so weird after working somewhere for 5 years! I have some stories from this place, soo many stories. By the way I work with unemployed people so you can imagine how alot of these stories end (usually with me rolling my eyes and shrugging my shoulders and saying, 'your best off not working as you have an I.Q of a peanut')
Me: so what areas of work are you looking for then
customer: well I wanna be a plumber, electrician or bricklayer. coz that's like where the money is aint it??
Me: mmm indeed. so you have all the necessary qualifications then?
Customer: no.
Me: You dont???
customer: no.
Me: I see, how do you expect to work in these trades if you haven't done this before or aimed towards a qualification?
Customer: pick it up wont I? one of those apren-ta-chip things!
Me: (rolls eyes)
so a couple of months into seeing this customer I still haven't managed to get through to him that you cant just walk into a job like that....
me: any luck with your job hunting?
Customer: I'm here aint I? sooo no
Me: I asked for that one......Ok so I have seen a job vacancy that I think you should go for. It's a contemporary dance choreographer, very interesting role.
Customer: WHAT?? but I aint done dancing ever, how can you put me forward for something that I cant do??
Me: Dont stop you looking for Electrician work or Plumbing jobs does it?
do you see my point now???
Customer: have you got any factory work on the computer??
Me: I can get you an interview tomorrow... have a good day.
@ 22/02/2008 – 16:33:21
Well I never!!
Only 5 working days then I am out of here!! thank 
for that!
Been a tough week... generally just because I had to wake up in the mornings for this place!! They ask far too much from me.
here's a riddle for you....
There are 7 girls on a bus
each girl has 7 bags
each bag has 7 cats.
each cat has 7 kittens....
how many legs are in the bus?
I know the answer!! good luck!!
Have a fantabulous weekend everyone!!
@ 21/02/2008 – 08:31:40
I took the bus to work this morning, well, like I do every morning. And every time I get on that peasant wagon it reminds me just how much I cant stand the youth of today..... Because every morning, there are chav's on it!
There's something you should know about me. I. Hate. Chavs.
If there was a job out there (not neccessarily a paid job) that just involved shooting them for fun then I would certainly hand in my application.
What pleasure do they find in smashing up bus shelters and walking with a limp? (apparently this limp is meant to make them look 'cool' 
)
And dont even get me started on those damn mopeds they ride...... : : 
@ 20/02/2008 – 09:06:42
I hate Wednesdays. And thursdays. And Fridays..... do you see where I am going with this?
I tried to get in early again today but it sooooo weren't working for me. Worked at the pub again last night, and I swear to god I am in lust with my friends brother (who's married)! obviously I would never do anything, but it's torture every time I see him! 
I was reading this email today:
4 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.
SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to
drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!'
THIRD Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
FOURTH How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends
........................................ er What????
Ok I am gonna try this battery power thing out!!
It CANT possibly be real!!!
will let you know what happens!!!
@ 19/02/2008 – 08:00:10
................That is precisely what I will be doing when I leave this place!! With bells on!
I had such a fan-bloody-tastic idea today that I would get in to work a whole flippin hour early, just so I could show them what they are gonna miss when I am gone!! Did anyone notice.....? Not really. As I am the ONLY person in so far! And how are they gonna miss me when, even though I come in early, in theory I aint doin any work, coz I am writing on my blog. I do wonder where I get my logics from sometimes.
well, I worked at the pub last night, and for a whole hour and a half I didn't have any customers. Perfect opportunity to scive then wouldn't you think? NOPE wrong again.... Had loads of cleanging and reorganising to do, so I didn't sit down much at all!! I did however put the film Rambo on while cleaning tho!
Right, what is the deal with this Rambo thing? I have never seen a Rambo movie, and the only reason I wanted to watch it last night is because the new one looks good, so I thought, oooh better watch the first one hey??
I was expecting major pyro-technics, and vietnam killing sprees!
instead, it's about Rambo hiding in a few bushes in a boring town in America.... impressed much? Go figure!!
Ok more people are turning up for work now, so I am gonna do some work and make them all feel sorry that I am leaving!
Over and Out...
@ 18/02/2008 – 15:50:05
I thought when I created this Blog that it was a good idea, as I normally have things to discuss on day to day issues. Writing this now however, has proven that it's not that easy.
I am curretly at work, getting interrupted by my phone making that strange sound that other colleauges refer to as 'ringing'. I like to just ignore it though, because I am leaving this cruddy place in 2 weeks and dont intend on doing much work in the time I have left.........
( I know for sure it's nearly home time now, because the cleaners have just turned up.... WAHOO!!!)
So I was starting to concern myself a little bit today....I will tell you why.... I am 24 years old going on flippin 50!!!! I really am, because the first thing I said when I walked into work this morning was, 'oooh cold out aint it?'!!!
what the hell?? I mean yes it's pretty obvious the temperature has dropped below zero, and people are wearing their gloves etc, but do I really feel it the most important subject of the morning to be discussing?? What ever happened to the days I would come to work moaning about a banging hangover I managed to give myself, or even updates on my love life (which by the way is non existent for the 4th year in a row). But no. I have to discuss the weather......EVEN worse was when a few weekends ago on a night out, I actually thought to myself when seeing a young girl in a mini skirt and flimsy top (i love that word 'flimsy') that she's gonna catch her death in that....... I AM 24... I should be wearing things like that, not worrying about her flipping health!! I should be envious, not grateful that I am sensible!!!
ooh bring back the days of underage drinking and blagging getting into a crappy club.....
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